People of Oregon run, hide, lock your doors and don't come out. And everyone else, pray for the poor, besieged people there. Oh God help us all.
Murder Mink on the prowl
Edit: Kant sprell
No No I'm scared. What are we going to do? This could spread across the county. Minks everywhere giving us covid. We're all going to die!
Oops. I accidentally prayed for the minks instead.
No, quick take it back!
Aw, man. Too late.
Portland has the zombie plague. Oh well!
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