No pic of perp? Time to apply Coulter's Law.
Nah, really, you think? With a name like Duke Webb? I know like 10 white dudes named Duke.
Oh wait, no I don't, because that's what you name a dog.
He's White. Coulter's Law is stupid, just like Ann Coulter.
It's Florida, it could still be a white guy.
(post is archived)