I'm pretty sure if you put a pregnancy test in coke itll come back positive too. The secret to not getting covid is dont get tested and don't go to hospital.
That wasn't a pcr test it was an elisa test. PCR tests take hours to run and require a machine to run the test in. They are set to be overly sensitive which is how we get the asymptomatic spreader myth. Elisa or enzyme-linked immunosorbent assay is a totally different test, apparently also inaccurate.
Tanzania tested banannas and goats back in May, and got the same result.
Yeah that doesn't mean s***.
The Tanzanian president did something similar and killed himself a week later, I hope this MP won't do the same.
Give it some mentos maybe it will feel better.
COVID is nothing but a "Fear Engine". Its sole purpose is to get people terrified, and also to see other people not as people, but as innately dangerous incubators. Covid is about control, fear, and dividing us to the point where we cant even come together anywhere but online to talk about it. and now on christmas, we cant even do that (voat). Thanks Sheckelstein and Goldberg!
Testing.. is this locked?
This test is like putting an M-80 on the test, blowing it up, and then saying it shows positive.
Edit: Okay
Hmm, just mix some zinc and HCQ into the cola, problem solved! (Nobel nominations in Medicine appreciated!) :>D
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