GIANT ASTEROID 2024!
It can try, but I think it can't beat trump.
Wooohooo. Come Armageddon come.
Climate change is so 2019. I get my existential dread from pretend meteors now
Still better than no meteor at all!
Time for a meteor offset tax!
And no wiggling out of it by reducing carbon output or being under industrialized. Everybody gets to participate in the meteor tax!
Climasteroid tax...
lol just give me 30 more years then clean up this mess. XD
SMOD 2020
The sky is falling.
Literally
Opinion article.
As if you read any of it in the first place...
posts zoghedge fear porn
>Still buttmad at 0K for calling out his bullshit memes...
>posts zoghedge fear porn
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>The asteroid was linked to a one inch meteor that streaked a fireball through the sky of Japan three years ago and could eventually threaten humanity if it breaks up. The catch: it would likely happen millions of years from now, according to Fox News.
Literally the fifth line of the article
lol
I think the best part of the whole article was a single genius-level comment:
"Millions of years? But I want the earth to blow up now!"
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