Barack Obama is in mourning today. The man he released from Gitmo, Bakr al Baghdadi is dead. Barack swore on his mother's grave Baghdadi would not return to the battlefield after graduating from Obama's mandatory yoga and needlepoint classes while he was incarcerated at Gitmo.

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Barack Obama is in mourning today. The man he released from Gitmo, Bakr al Baghdadi is dead. Barack swore on his mother's grave Baghdadi would not return to the battlefield after graduating from Obama's mandatory yoga and needlepoint classes while he was incarcerated at Gitmo. (www.newsweek.com)

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He had high hopes for Baghdadi as a yoga instructor who made and sold potholders. Surviving Baghdadi are the two gold plated needles he received from Obama upon his graduation. The ghost of John McCain had no comment.

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