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[–] • 5 pts

My mom made sure that my brother and I know to treat crows well. Every place we ever lived she had a special spot in the yard to feed Mike the Crow. She still holds out hope he will bring her jewelry one day.

[–] • 2 pts

She'll probably just get some shiny metal bits from a local machine shop. It's the thought that counts here.

[–] • 4 pts

She would be perfectly happy with that! They do scream and tell her when strangers are around.

[–] • 5 pts

What did I say? Don't fuck with the crows.

[–] • 1 pt

Which species do you even identify as??

[–] • 2 pts

A rat with wings.

[–] • 1 pt

But what’s on your birth certificate?

[–] • 1 pt

A pidgeon?

So no grudges, just waiting to the last second before getting out the way of cars and shitting randomly on everything.

[–] • 1 pt

I tend to think of him as some old owl.

[–] • 4 pts (edited )

Corvids are as smart as Chimpanzees. Maybe smarter. I'm constantly defending them from stupid people.

[–] • 2 pts

Corvids and orcas.. both highly intelligent species.

Corvids intelligence is especially surprising to me because of the cranium capacity. Imagine if those fuckers had the human cranium to work with.. They would probably be like the 'traveler' from TNG.. able to alter space and time.