What a fucking retard. I know that area. All you have to do is avoid going north and you'll find people in 2 days max.
What a fucking retard. I know that area. All you have to do is avoid going north and you'll find people in 2 days max.
You really have to be a complete idiot for this to happen to you.
You really have to be a complete idiot for this to happen to you.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale A tale of a fateful trip, That started from this dumb dude's car, Who thought he was quite hip.
This dude was a cluless Cali man, A Fucktard to be sure, Who hit the mountains on that day, For a three hour tour, A three hour tour...
With hat and boots and Leatherman But his shirt he did toss. He thought he would take a stroll that day, But Fucktard became lost. The Fucktard became lost.
The burnt up ground confused him so Uncharted every mile.
Wet leaves won't burn... And they're cold too. The water stinks... In my boot Big Basin park Mountain lions should've bit my hand Here in Redwood's Mile.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this dumb dude's car,
Who thought he was quite hip.
This dude was a cluless Cali man,
A Fucktard to be sure,
Who hit the mountains on that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour...
With hat and boots and Leatherman
But his shirt he did toss.
He thought he would take a stroll that day,
But Fucktard became lost.
The Fucktard became lost.
The burnt up ground confused him so
Uncharted every mile.
Wet leaves won't burn...
And they're cold too.
The water stinks...
In my boot
Big Basin park
Mountain lions should've bit my hand
Here in Redwood's Mile.
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