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Very ironic ending. Doesn't mean you are bad for laughing.

Very ironic ending. Doesn't mean you are bad for laughing.

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[–] 4 pts

You can not fix stupid. No, wait. Yes you can.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

Wow. A nigger that doesn't know how to properly kick a door in. You plant one foot, throw all of your weight forward into the kicking foot, and kick near the latching mechanism. The door knob and deadbolt will break on the first kick if you aren't weak as hell.

[–] 4 pts

And that's why you use decking screws on your hinges and bolt plate. get an extended plate and install a nightlock and even the cops will need a chainsaw to get through.

I would also recommend those hinge bolts that stop your door from being walked out if they pop exposed hinges

[–] 0 pt

Do you have a picture or link to what you're talking about? I'm only home at most a week per month and I like as much peace of mind as possible for the wife and kids safety when I'm on the road.

[–] 1 pt

https://nightlock.com/

Not sponsored, obviously.

Look up some videos on YouTube and see if it would work for you.

Unfortunately you need to be in the house to put them in, so idk if they would be the best solution.

The warrior poet and Deviant Olam have videos on the other stuff and the general philosophy of good security

[–] 1 pt

Wife needs to be armed with a gun. Make sure she gets training first. The local gun range has a lot of help for the ladies.

[–] 1 pt

Im going to assume you are a Reacher fan.

[–] 0 pt

Not sure who that is. I just used to be a useless asshole when I was a teenager.

[–] 1 pt

Its like a word for word excerpt out of a Jack Reacher book. They're decent if you like to read check them out. Id suggest Killing floor.

aw come on, he just wanted to talk...the poor neegroe...

[–] 2 pts

Obviously his wife was done talking. Haha.

[–] 1 pt

He don kick in de do. I gots to call tha po po.

[–] 1 pt

That's akin to stopping by for a Colt45 on the way to AA.