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Our first ever investor spotlight features financially-independent retiree @Owlchemy, who has achieved the greatest Mugback wealth of any single individual on Poal by pulling himself up from his own bootstraps and going all in on Mugbacks.

A member of the greatest generation, Owlchemy, or Owl, spends his ample free time in retirement listening to early american music -- which he and his shuffleboard teammates call "classics" -- and sponsoring refugees from the third world.

Owlchemy (pic8.co)

But prospects weren't always rosy for Owl, who until very recently was living on a fixed income. Powerless and at mercy to inflation and the endless barrage of rising taxes, he said that at his lowest moment he was almost forced to work a part-time job to supplement his social security, due to the low birth and workforce participation rates of the entitled young.

However, once he wisely placed his faith in Mugbacks, his fortunes began to rise. Once unable to afford even a single Poal mug, Owlchemy now has the wealth potential to purchase 10 Poal mugs if he chose to. But he says he'd rather store his wealth in a more durable, transferrable, and abstract form of currency instead of 'hoard physical objects of value like some conspiracy nut.' Truly, Mugbacks are the best bet for long-term prosperity!

Our first ever investor spotlight features financially-independent retiree @Owlchemy, who has achieved the greatest Mugback wealth of any single individual on Poal by *pulling himself up from his own bootstraps* and *going all in on Mugbacks*. A member of the greatest generation, Owlchemy, or Owl, spends his ample free time in retirement listening to early american music -- which he and his shuffleboard teammates call "classics" -- and sponsoring refugees from the third world. [Owlchemy](https://pic8.co/sh/waVdhS.png) But prospects weren't always rosy for Owl, who until very recently was living on a fixed income. Powerless and at mercy to inflation and the endless barrage of rising taxes, he said that at his lowest moment he was almost forced to work a part-time job to supplement his social security, due to the low birth and workforce participation rates of the entitled young. However, once he wisely placed his faith in Mugbacks, his fortunes began to rise. Once unable to afford even a single Poal mug, Owlchemy now has the wealth potential to purchase 10 Poal mugs if he chose to. But he says he'd rather store his wealth in a more durable, transferrable, and abstract form of currency instead of 'hoard physical objects of value like some conspiracy nut.' Truly, Mugbacks are the best bet for long-term prosperity!

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Greatest investment opportunity of my lifetime ... how could I, or anyone for that matter ... pass on this amazing currency?

Plus it beats searching in the evil Day Mode for Poal Mug Easter eggs, which may, or may not actually exist.