Investor Report: Sudden increase in Mugback supply creates exciting opportunity

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In order to keep pace with the devaluation of the US dollar, the First Bank of Mug has seen fit to increase the Mugback Supply by one million Mugbacks.

This accounts for a 180% increase in the total supply and thus a 180% increase in opportunity for savvy investors to acquire Mugbacks. Titillating rumors and fervid whispers rippled through the investment community upon the announcement of the minting -- the biggest ever in mugback history -- with some speculators declaring that this move is set to make Mugbacks perhaps the pre-eminent currency of the world. Those interested in breaking into this opportunity-filled market can barter for Mugbacks with current Mugback holders for the esteemed, real internet currency or inquire about receiving a loan or grant from the bank.

In order to keep pace with the devaluation of the US dollar, the First Bank of Mug has seen fit to increase the Mugback Supply by one million Mugbacks. This accounts for a 180% increase in the total supply and thus a 180% increase in opportunity for savvy investors to acquire Mugbacks. Titillating rumors and fervid whispers rippled through the investment community upon the announcement of the minting -- the biggest ever in mugback history -- with some speculators declaring that this move is set to make Mugbacks perhaps the pre-eminent currency of the world. Those interested in breaking into this opportunity-filled market can barter for Mugbacks with current Mugback holders for the esteemed, real internet currency or inquire about receiving a loan or grant from the bank.

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Cocaine and hookers loan of ☕1,000 coming up. Can you afford the interest? The Mumble Reserve recently set the Mug Rate at 1 Newport cigarette.

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Most likely, Im getting into a redistributed bike bussiness later this year with @bucketfucker

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Ok well I went ahead and took out the loan for you anyway. Cheap money now thanks to the Mumble Reserve.

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MUGBACK STATS

Mug : Mugback exchange rate: 1 : 1 (One Mugback can be redeemed for one Poal-branded mug at any time.)

Total Supply of Mugbacks: ☕1,555,300

Mugback reserve requirement: 0% (Off the Mug standard)

Mug rate: 1 Newport Cigarette

MUGBACK LEDGER

1st Bank of Mug: 1,408,835.89 Mugbacks

Wawhite13: 1,130 Mugbacks

AOU: 500 Mugbacks

Timmy: 1000 Mugbacks

COFfer: 500 Mugbacks

PMYB2: 1,145 Mugbacks

Owlchemy: 1,505 Mugbacks

x0x7: 503 Mugbacks

slumsta: 2,119 Mugbacks

1quickdub 10 mugbacks

chips: 500 Mugbacks

Boone: 580 Mugbacks 50mugback from WaWhite13 for bigfoot reasons

NotHereFor: 5 Mugbacks

Durm: 100 Mugbacks (hush money)

TNN: 40 Mugbacks

ButtToucha9000: 600 Mugbacks

Spiderdick: 1,000 Mugbacks (1,000 cocaine and hookers loan at 1 Newport cigarette interest)

Legal Team:

Tom A.I. at Law, Head of Legal (salary is a Blank Check he can call at will)

pol_pot: 704 Mugbacks (Intern)

starjello: 20,000.02 Mugbacks (Associate to the Attorney)

JoeKerr: 51,301 Mugbacks (Associate Attorney)

Krier55: 44,000 Mugbacks (non-Ma'am Attorney)

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