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In order to keep pace with the devaluation of the US dollar, the First Bank of Mug has seen fit to increase the Mugback Supply by one million Mugbacks.

This accounts for a 180% increase in the total supply and thus a 180% increase in opportunity for savvy investors to acquire Mugbacks. Titillating rumors and fervid whispers rippled through the investment community upon the announcement of the minting -- the biggest ever in mugback history -- with some speculators declaring that this move is set to make Mugbacks perhaps the pre-eminent currency of the world. Those interested in breaking into this opportunity-filled market can barter for Mugbacks with current Mugback holders for the esteemed, real internet currency or inquire about receiving a loan or grant from the bank.

In order to keep pace with the devaluation of the US dollar, the First Bank of Mug has seen fit to increase the Mugback Supply by one million Mugbacks. This accounts for a 180% increase in the total supply and thus a 180% increase in opportunity for savvy investors to acquire Mugbacks. Titillating rumors and fervid whispers rippled through the investment community upon the announcement of the minting -- the biggest ever in mugback history -- with some speculators declaring that this move is set to make Mugbacks perhaps the pre-eminent currency of the world. Those interested in breaking into this opportunity-filled market can barter for Mugbacks with current Mugback holders for the esteemed, real internet currency or inquire about receiving a loan or grant from the bank.

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Gibs nigga. Gimme dem muckbags

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Since you're homosexual The First Bank of Mug can offer you a diversity grant of 600 Mugbacks. The ledger has been update to reflect this transfer.

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I need a loan for a unique investment opportunity involving natural botanical derivative powder and freelance intercourse instructors.

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Cocaine and hookers loan of ☕1,000 coming up. Can you afford the interest? The Mumble Reserve recently set the Mug Rate at 1 Newport cigarette.

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Most likely, Im getting into a redistributed bike bussiness later this year with @bucketfucker

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Ok well I went ahead and took out the loan for you anyway. Cheap money now thanks to the Mumble Reserve.