I like shirts that have a short, useful phrase on them. It's like insurance for those 'mistakes were made' situations. Someone looks at you funny, point your finger at your chest. Had one made years ago that says: 'Present company excepted' Inspired by talking to a forklift guy today and pointing out some damaged cladding: 'It was like that when I came in' Edit: Optional back print 'I meant to do that' The shit you come up with when you're bored at work.