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I bought a hardware mouse jiggler after my software juggler stopped working.
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I bought a hardware mouse jiggler after my software juggler stopped working.
Mouse jiggling used to be a crime before all this LGBTMJ shit gained acceptance.
They're also a totally legitimate way to keep your pc from going to sleep / locking while you go take a leak or get a cup of coffee and if you are the only one at home this is no risk.
You'd think they would be able to tell they were slacking off by their noticeable drop in productivity when working at home. It took an investigation into mouse wiggling to be able to see the work doesn't actually need 40 hr / wk attention. But as they say, jew is gonna jew. They are butt hurt because they found it the truth.
An analog watch works just as well, and is way more random.
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