https://xcancel.com/DiggingInTheDi1/status/2068065505156747445 > Be retarded jeet named Satya Nadella > > Be given the reins of the most successful software company in history, can run on momentum alone > > AI_Race.exe suddenly launches! > > Ask even more retarded H-1B jeets at your company to make AI product > > Sucks so bad it wins the reputation for most likely to hallucinate > > Stock goes up 50% anyway > > Indian failing upwards, pure genius > > Spent a whopping $37.5B to develop shitty AI, stealing money from other products to fund it > > Investors finally discover this, launch class-action lawsuit > > Instantly wipes $357 billion from Microsoft's value, biggest single day drop in its history > > No plan to recoup even the $37.5 billion, lawsuit going in without lube > Clearly these are the best and brightest that America needs in order to succeed