Oh you wanna talk about dark matter! Let me tell you about dark matter, it makes up 90% of the universe in theory and thats a big theory that there is no proof of! No proof so it must be a conspiracy theory pushed by the elite and there for the Illuminati want us to believe in dark matter, lizard people, cia.... I think I lost this one,
But actually... jews have fucked around with physics for so long it is seemingly assbackwards. Not gonna lie but :p
ITS THE LIZARD PEOEPLE!
Well it's dark when you close your eyes and that matters.
Proof dark matter is a conspiracy!
You'd have to be a wizard-level troll to explain dark matter with the Illuminati.
I'll get it next time.
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