Hey, as a grown adult, maybe you should already know how to do the Heimlich Maneuver? Don't they teach that in elementary school anymore?
Fucking retards. Several generations 100% dependent on the internet. Nobody learns anything anymore, they just depend on Google to know it for them.
Funny on the ad part.
But agreed i learned the heilmlich in grade school. I cannot grasp thought process of
'fuck she is choking lets go to youtube and find a fix ...hold a sec (as she turns blue) ad is almost over , now just the 25 seconds of content creator talk...and now the intro channel video...and....'
and she dead
Depending on the internet for emergency medical treatment gets you what you fucking deserve. It's not like you're looking up "Hm, I have this itchy rash on my arm, not sure what it is, let me look at some photos of rashes to maybe figure out how I can treat it?"
No, it's like "OMG, THIS PERSON WILL BE DEAD WITHIN 2 MINUTES UNLESS I DO... THE THING. WHERE'S MY PHONE?! OMG, THE WIFI HERE SUCKS, LET ME TURN THAT OFF... OMG, THE 5G SUCKS, TOO! HOLD ON, GRANDMA! OKAY, OKAY, HERE IT IS, 'WHAT TO DO IF SOMEONE IS CHOKING'... *Ad Plays: 'Are you a faggot? Try our new HIV drug, blah blah blah....'.... GRANDMA?! GRANDMA STAY WITH ME, I CAN SKIP THE AD IN JUST TEN SECONDS, OH GOD!!" Ad ends, video starts.
Video: "Today's video is brought to you by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS! The greatest video game ever made! Enter my code to get $100 worth of bullshit for the greatest free game in existence! Thanks to Raid: Shadow Legends and their Israeli firm, Plarium, that shit this game into the world. No, onto the video."
Grandma is dead.
Thanks, Raid.
Laf...Nailed it
![Chokes on fish bone [1080x1351]](https://pic8.co/sh/R2fDUR.png){kind=link}
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