Scott Adams' friend is right. If sex isn't another chore why does it need to last longer than it needs to (approx. 2 mins anyone who says longer is a copium addict)? Why do you have to do weird shit like slap the ass or talk dirty (or weirder)? Why are you obligated to lay around afterwards instead of just getting up and taking a shower or smoking a cigarette or playing a video game? Sex is for the woman. All of these "men" saying you're gay if you don't acknowledge this reality are the real faggots. Dopes.