Denise, you're a fucking idiot [595x247 - 23KB]

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Instead of putting on a mask, she should have made a sign of the cross and sprinkled the other woman with holy water.

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Or shaken beaded rattles and rubbed stones on her.

I just keep a magic rock in my pocket. Gives the exact same protection as a mask but with the added bonus of not walking around looking like an idiot.

it shows that you actually care about your fellow human beings who you may not even know.

But that's just it, David. I don't. I really, really, don't. In fact I would much prefer that you, and everyone like you, die faster.

Skinny chick in the woods? Question: Where the fuck are all the bears and mountain lions when one could have done some good?

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And then that woman pulled out a knife and robbed her.

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I was hiking in the park today. As I approached a woman, she farted. So I farted too.

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masks never did anything

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The only way to get through to these idiots is to use their own logic and "science" against them. -

Masks do not prevent people from catching Covid. The reason for the masks is to make it harder for contagious people to infect others.

If you think that you may be contagious, you shouldn't be out in public. Anyone wearing a mask is either anti-science for not understanding how masks work, or they are selfish murderers who are needlessly putting other people at risk.

If you think that you need to wear a mask - Stay home and self isolate.

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What we may also be seeing is some sort of induced hypochondria (imagine the mental state of actual hypochondriacs). Or perhaps more likely, a psychological signalling between maniacs that they are "in the same team". They are signalling their belief in the group psychosis. By doing so, they feel a connection and sense of community and purpose. These people are dangerous, these are the sort of people who want anyone who doesn't believe as they do to be put in a camp.

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That's why I suggest using what i said above.

They want to feel superior, holier than thou. Because they're heroes saving lives, stopping the spread; they're the smart people who are safe and clean, while everyone are evil selfish stupid dirty science-denying murderers.

I'm flipping it. By wearing a mask, they're the science-denying virus spreading selfish murderers. And I'm using their "facts", their "science", and their "logic" to make them into the bad guys.

This fucks up the dopamine rush of putting on a mask. Their own group might be seeing them as diseased science-denying virus spreading selfish murderers. Instead of seeing them as heroes. And they can't just brush off what is being said, because to do so would contradict their group's own logic, morals, and values.

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Part of the problem with that logic is Covid is SO DEADLY, you might not even know you have it!

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I was hiking in the park today. As I approached a woman, she paused... because I was shaving my balls. I've been ignoring that mess down there for a while so I decided to take care of it. She called the cops. Now I'm not allowed to pass out candy on Halloween. ❤

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