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[–] 6 pts

These faggitors will post anything they can to get faggit karma points.

[–] 2 pts

That's actually pretty funny. I tried to get in my apartment at 2am one time. Key didn't work, wtf, start banging on door for one of my roommates to let me in. Then I hear some chick scream bloody murder on the other side of the door. It was about that time I noticed I was on the wrong floor.

[–] 2 pts

Why the fuck do you live in an apartment?

[–] 0 pt

Circumstances determine the appropriate adaptations necessary to achieve things of greater importance than ones living situation. Don't put the carriage in front of the horse. Maintaining the attitude of never would have greatly crippled my abilities later in life. Experience is important in empathy as well. Many reasons to live an apartment.

[–] 1 pt

Reminds me when i was 20 in my first flat and my buddy moved in round the corner - in a two flat apartment block. We had spent the Saturday afternoon drinking at my place, he went home to his girlfriend and have dinner and told me to come on over later.

Yea, you might have guessed it. i rocked up tipsy af - walked on in through the unlocked front door - to a totally silent flat - standing there wtf ?//. Heard some splashing from the bathroom and ladies panicked voice screaming and shouting freaking out.

Lol, walked into his neighbors flat while she was soaking in the tub. Quickly (drunkenly) rambled on trying to explain myself - then told her i'd let myself out 'sorry for the bother'. And gtfo.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

These stack n pack rental apartments are going up like crazy where I live. Houses are so ridiculous expensive by design those apartments fill before they're built. Agenda 30 is in full swing and most are oblivious. Many are identical like in China, so that scenario would happen often, if they didnt have keycards.

[–] 1 pt

This is actually very similar to the plot of the cult classic Soviet film The Irony of Fate, where a group of friends get so drunk after a party that the wrong guy gets on the plane on the way back and ends up in a different city, but he manages to get into "his" apartment on the same street and opens the door with his key (because everything is the same, built to the same design, even if it's a different city), then passes out on the sofa. When the owners come back, and it's a woman with her fiancé, a huge drama ensues after he sees some stranger taking a nap in their apartment and storms off thinking she's cheating on him, it's hilarious.

[–] 0 pt

A different city haha 😄 Now that would be time for a visit to AA.

[–] 0 pt

It's a good one. I've been told you usually watch it around Christmas or New Year.

[–] 0 pt

Fake.

Yeah they definitely went to their friend's apartment without knowing which apartment number it was and their friend just told them to go into the one that the hidden key opened instead of telling them the number.