LOOK AT THOSE FUCKIN' FLIPPERS!
If I was snorkeling in the keys and this manatee swam by, I'd shoot the fucking thing with a speargun.
But the big question is: "Do you like chocolate milk?"
I'll drift off now.
Here you are sir, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a large glass of chocolate milk. Will there be anything else? Yeah. LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING FLIPPERS ON THAT FUCKING HOMO
Did you notice how those flippers were angled?
Same angle as the 'Admiral' levine photo?
- Referenced pic if it's useful for others: https://pic8.co/sh/cEhKQw.jpg
Now that you mention it, yeah. Man flippers.
Just run over it with your boat propeller like any self respecting Floridian would do!
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