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“Hey everybody, remember that time a year or so ago when there was an incredibly complex, professional hit on a federal judge's family pulled off by a guy who drove into a safe, upper-class suburb disguised as a UPS driver, complete with a fake uniform and a fake truck, went straight up to exactly the right door, shot the judge's son and husband with a silenced pistol, then disappeared, never to be seen again, including having somehow disposed of a very-conspicuous fake UPS truck?

And remember how the FBI looked into it and the suspect that they came up with turned out to be a 72-year-old man with terminal cancer (not a demographic that commits many assassinations) who conveniently committed suicide before he could be arrested? And how the case was closed forever right after his body was found?

And how the news media reported on the story for a couple of days, then decided that the FBI's story made total sense and wasn't worth looking into any further, and and never mentioned the incident ever again?

Gee, I wonder what the deal with that was.

I guess that makes me one of those conspiracy lunatics, huh?”

“Hey everybody, remember that time a year or so ago when there was an incredibly complex, professional hit on a federal judge's family pulled off by a guy who drove into a safe, upper-class suburb disguised as a UPS driver, complete with a fake uniform and a fake truck, went straight up to exactly the right door, shot the judge's son and husband with a silenced pistol, then disappeared, never to be seen again, including having somehow disposed of a very-conspicuous fake UPS truck? And remember how the FBI looked into it and the suspect that they came up with turned out to be a 72-year-old man with terminal cancer (not a demographic that commits many assassinations) who conveniently committed suicide before he could be arrested? And how the case was closed forever right after his body was found? And how the news media reported on the story for a couple of days, then decided that the FBI's story made total sense and wasn't worth looking into any further, and and never mentioned the incident ever again? Gee, I wonder what the deal with that was. I guess that makes me one of those conspiracy lunatics, huh?” - gab user @antidem

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FBI = Fucking Bumbling Idiots

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I wouldn't assume that they are incompetent. They are very good at what they do, it just doesn't have anything to do with bringing criminals to justice.

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You give them entirely too much credit. Anyone that works for the government relinquished any sort of competency from their lives, or never had it to begin with.

Government jobs do not make for honest ambitious hard workers with ethics. Quite the opposite actually, since as long as you don't make the higher ups look bad you can be utter dog shit at your job and still get promoted.

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The FBI doesn't fight crime. They stage manage crime.