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A few years back, I made a map with the goal of re-aligning the time zones of the contiguous United States to better fit the geographical time zones borders. Now I have done it again, but this time there are double the time zones with each being separated by a half hour instead of an hour.

A few years back, I made a map with the goal of re-aligning the time zones of the contiguous United States to better fit the geographical time zones borders. Now I have done it again, but this time there are double the time zones with each being separated by a half hour instead of an hour.
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Someone on the East Coast: "It's 9PM and dark as fuck"

Someone on the West Coast: "It's 9PM and the sun's still out"

No time zones is hypergay. Imagine talking to someone on the other side of the planet at noon - sun's overhead for you, they're deep in midnight.

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For argument sake. There is ONE timezone. Not None.

But yes. It’s a fucking joke. A short story with a humorous climax, in the form of a graphic.

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Having just one time zone wipes out the idea of time ZONES. Therefore no time ZONES.

It's a joke

No shit.

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It likely would be as fucked as half the shit we have now.