LOL Charleston has no fences. There's just a stick that goes across the road that they lift up. You can walk around it.
It's also situated in nowhere - on an old air force base that was a radio reception/microwave tower facility, way back in the 40s. They closed in like the 60s, or something - and Maine eventually turned it into a minimum security prison.
There's a juvenile facility on the same grounds, but that's a high-max facility, close custody place. I think there's only two of juvenile detention facilities, but Bangor might have something.
Maine hasn't got a lot of prisoners.
It's also Charleston.
I'm over near Rangeley.
If he can make it to my house, I ain't even gonna be mad. I'm gonna be pretty fucking impressed. At least the mosquitoes are at a dull roar, but it's getting pretty damned cold at night. There's a whole lot of forest and mountains between my house and Charleston.
Not kidding. If he makes it to my house, I'm gonna be pretty fucking impressed. I'm also going to be exceptionally nice and give him what he wants. He's a fucking murderer! I'm not gonna argue with him!
But, if he makes it as far as my house, he probably doesn't need my help!
Maybe he'll hook up with that evil strawberry farmer and bypass you altogether. He probably has a hankerin' for strawberries.
LOL
Well, the facility gives inmates chainsaws. They then put them in an unsecured truck - and drive them off property, sometimes great distances.
They give them chainsaws.
If an inmate is so remote that they give them chainsaws and drive them around a giant geographic area to cut wood (they have a timber harvesting program and teach them things like TSI - I know the instructor, though I haven't seen him in a long time and they may have cancelled it for budget reasons), he's so damned remote that's safe enough.
He ain't going far.
And he's old, how far can he get. Like you said, he's just a feast for the skeeters.
You are the one entertaining fellow you know that.
Pfft! Wait until you learn that I can juggle!
Seriously, thanks for the compliment.
Wait seriously? You can juggle too?
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