It has come to my attention that @WaWhite13 has been thoroughly misunderstood. He has been falsely labeled white by some people and been derided for engaging in his native cultural practices. Though it is a heavy burden, I must educate you, dear reader, on how to be more culturally sensitive. WaWhite13 is no terrible white person, in fact he is actually a wonderful Native American. He is part of the Texican people. Native to the state of Texas, these people enjoy a wide variety of sacred cultural activities that we "civilized" folk must gaze upon in wonder, but never appropriate. The Texicans are a truly special people. When they are young, Texicans will form social groups dedicated to various creative pursuits. They may create various forms of weaponry, such as a potato gun or a makeshift flamethrower. They may also decorate each other's skin with elaborate markings. This is more of a bonding exercise, though some do hone the craft in order to become a tribal artist. Unfortunately, our American obsession with the social construct of race has taken a toll on these proud people. Rather than believing in their own identity, Texicans have been psychologically genocided into being [people who believe they are white](https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/44848425-between-the-world-and-me). In order to dispel the myth of race, we must understand what a Texican is like. A Texican be recognized through various distinct traits that make them much more interesting than your average person that believes they are white (PTBTAW, for short). A PTBTAW is a [milquetoast ](https://archive.fo/8p0uZ) yet [angry](https://archive.fo/xA5Pu) creature that is bent on oppressing the world. In contrast, a Texican is a thing of beauty. As a Texican naturally has a strong, clear voice with excellent articulation that is nice to listen to, capitalists have seen fit to study these voices and use inferior copies for advertisement, film, radio, TV and other media. Texicans are also extremely body positive. Not only are they comfortable with tattoos, but they also enjoy sleeping naked as they are unashamed about how nature has gifted them. A beauty practice much enjoyed by these people is the use of hairspray to keep their hair shapes and give them shine. Some have racially dog-whistled over this "harming the environment," but capitalism rapes nature far more than these gifts to humanity. Though suffering under the belief that they are white, Texican differences are also expressed politically. Texas is known to be a Republican state, yet demographics would not have you believe so. Texas is about [42% PTBTAW and about 40% Latinx](https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/TX). How much of this PTBTAW demographic is actually Texican is unclear, but Texas remaining Republican, [typical Texan expressions of pride](https://tube.poal.co/watch?v=C_ADjpeLg1w), and a relatively low black population (PTBTAW tend to vote more Republican at least locally in the prescence of blacks due to paranoia) suggests "white" Texans are a different people than PTBTAW and that most PTBTAW in Texas must be at least partially of Texican descent. Thankfully, the continuing [increase in Hispanics](https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Hispanics-to-outnumber-whites-in-Texas-by-the-end-6375597.php) will be able to break the conditioning of whiteness and help the Texican people understand that the Democratic Party is truly in line with their interests. Give a good, traditional Texican "Howdy" when you see one of these fine specimens!