I wish to awaken the community. I'm glad you have gotten woke.
I wish to awaken the community. I'm glad you have gotten woke.
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Greetings Poaler Bears, it has come to my attention that trouble is in fact brewing. An evil force dedicated to destruction of every last bit of good in the world. An evil so ancient, so resentful of creation that we can only hope to never face it. The evil known as...pattern recognition! Yes, pattern recognition, that pesky little false alarm. Thankfully, you vulnerable creatures have me to remind you that noticing is bad for the soul. For instance, take a glance at our charmingly Icelandic .
Those who have fallen prey to the dark arts of noticing might find themselves alarmed by this totally normal fellow. Some have even accused him of being Satan himself. Let's examine this. Noticers point to the fact that yesterday his posting had reached a until he made a . They further decry this as further proof of Lucifer being among the userbase. As of writing this, Spork sits at 667 posts, suggesting, to those fools that notice, the post was a cover-up. On top of that, Barney may have the benign heart he portrays.
One might think the Prince of Lies would make a perfect owner of , but that's just noticing acting up again. Stay calm. Breathe. Remember, only bad people notice things that journalists don't. Who are you going to believe? Me, an orange checkmarked accredited journalist, or your lying eyes? Sporkulon is the man that graced us with . Just because hearing about his escapades on Mumble make me think he isn't human, doesn't mean he is the Devil. If he was, the numerous homos of Poal know what to .
Look, if Satan was truly among us Q would and we'd hunt him down like a dog. If anyone deserves to be hunted, skinned and worn as a coat (in Minecraft, of course) it's WaWhite. Could there be a name more vile? This journalist thinks not.
Greetings Poaler Bears, it has come to my attention that trouble is in fact brewing. An evil force dedicated to destruction of every last bit of good in the world. An evil so ancient, so resentful of creation that we can only hope to never face it. The evil known as...pattern recognition! Yes, pattern recognition, that pesky little false alarm. Thankfully, you vulnerable creatures have me to remind you that noticing is bad for the soul. For instance, take a glance at our charmingly Icelandic @sporkulon.
Those who have fallen prey to the dark arts of noticing might find themselves alarmed by this totally normal fellow. Some have even accused him of being Satan himself. Let's examine this. Noticers point to the fact that yesterday his posting had reached a [special number](https://pic8.co/sh/2WO0Ep.png) until he made a [Barney related post](https://poal.co/s/Videos/80945). They further decry this as further proof of Lucifer being among the userbase. As of writing this, Spork sits at 667 posts, suggesting, to those fools that notice, the post was a cover-up. On top of that, Barney may [not](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/DayOfTheBarneyTrilogy) have the benign heart he portrays.
One might think the Prince of Lies would make a perfect owner of /s/disinformation, but that's just noticing acting up again. Stay calm. Breathe. Remember, only bad people notice things that journalists don't. Who are you going to believe? Me, an orange checkmarked accredited journalist, or your lying eyes? Sporkulon is the man that graced us with /s/lowreswallpapers. Just because hearing about his escapades on Mumble make me think he isn't human, doesn't mean he is the Devil. If he was, the numerous homos of Poal know what to [say](https://tube.poal.co/watch?v=8MdaeCpIqmA).
Look, if Satan was truly among us Q would [say so](https://poal.co/s/GreatAwakening/80627) and we'd hunt him down like a dog. If anyone deserves to be hunted, skinned and worn as a coat (in Minecraft, of course) it's Wa*White*. Could there be a name more vile? This journalist thinks not.
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