I’ve seen lots of southerners get their panties stuck up their arses cuz us Damn Yankees give them thumbs up when we see the Fed Flags flying proudly. These southerners start throwing their saw mill gravy against the wall and dump their sweet tea in protest. It’s very funny to watch. They especially don’t like that I suggest y’all to go to yoller to checkout some good muffing areas. Oh boy! Does that make them flip their biscuits! To really make a southerner loose it: put lemonade in your northern tea! Oh watch these country boys throw their chew out and slam their Ford 150 doors in disgust. Yep, this is a serious secret they don’t want us carpet baggers to know about. If you really want to piss of a southerner. Talk about BBQ with authority. Tell a Texan that his favorite shop’s Brisquit is too mushy. Lol watch them explode like a hot tamale! We all know memphis bbq sucks dick so don’t bother mentioned it, you will only look like a noob. Cheese dip is better than Queso folks - it’s a fact!