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Today I would like to showcase a new member of the Dear Partner™ sponorship team: . Finally, we have a means to regulate the shady currency called Poalbucks! Fellow bears, I can assure you that this regulatory agency is desperately needed. This may be shocking, but Poal has been infiltrated by shills. There's even a nest where shills gather and it's time someone call it out. is a hub of the very worst! pretends to be some and , but I know his true heart. This man is on a mission to bring down all of Poal.

Something is strange about . Why is it a default sub? What connections did he use to get this coveted status? I suspect financial corruption. WaWhite runs , a tax haven known for offshore banking. He has been using it to fund the operations he runs out of his headquarters . You can tell he is up to something because he had foolishly tipped his hand. WaWhite, undoubtedly drunk on his own power, sweet, innocent from due to an off-topic post. How was Virge meant to know the arcane regulations of that tyrant!?

WaWhite's deeds go further than being an abusive moderator. His henchman, , has been caught suspiciously transferring money to . Ivan is to provide me or face severe penalties. I would warn Frosty to be very careful. As a respected user that receives large amounts of money in , he is potentially a target of financial predators.

On the same day that resident phallus, , expressed concern over the , WaWhite posts his . I can only assume that this is an attempt to blend in with the userbase. However, he made a foolish mistake: he revealed whom he works for! Despite his image as a paranormal enthusiast, he actually dismisses ghosts and aliens as . However, he does believe in Bigfoot. How odd. Upon vigorous digging through WaWhite's garbage cans legal paper trail I uncovered a connection to the Bigfeet Council! On a wrinkled napkin In a super-duper very real legal paper, I read that WaWhite is involved with them and doing bad things! That's right, bad things! How spooky! That is why I call upon agents and to pledge to investigate and call for a ban on guns. You, dearest reader, may be saying "Starjello, precious above rubies, this has nothing to do with guns" but I say guns are scary and always do bad things! They're loud and scary like when daddy has been drinking!

Today I would like to showcase a new member of the Dear Partner™ sponorship team: /s/PoalRS. Finally, we have a means to regulate the shady currency called Poalbucks! Fellow bears, I can assure you that this regulatory agency is desperately needed. This may be shocking, but Poal has been infiltrated by shills. There's even a nest where shills gather and it's time someone call it out. /s/Strange is a hub of the very worst! @WaWhite13 pretends to be some [paranormal enthusiast](https://poal.co/s/Strange/hot) and [audiobook nerd](https://poal.co/s/Audiobooks/hot), but I know his true heart. This man is on a mission to bring down all of Poal. Something is strange about /s/Strange. Why is it a default sub? What connections did he use to get this coveted status? I suspect financial corruption. WaWhite runs /s/ThePoalmenIslands, a tax haven known for offshore banking. He has been using it to fund the operations he runs out of his headquarters /s/Strange. You can tell he is up to something because he had foolishly tipped his hand. WaWhite, undoubtedly drunk on his own power, [banned](https://poal.co/s/Strange/bannedusers) sweet, innocent @Virge from /s/Strange due to an off-topic post. How was Virge meant to know the arcane regulations of that tyrant!? WaWhite's deeds go further than being an abusive moderator. His henchman, @Ivan, has been caught suspiciously transferring money to @Frosty. Ivan is to provide me [all documentation involved by midnight tonight](https://poal.co/s/ThePoalmenIslands/126683/caa7b86c-05d4-429b-8365-eac5aa3c861a#cmnts) or face severe penalties. I would warn Frosty to be very careful. As a respected user that receives large amounts of money in [legal manners](https://poal.co/s/Poalbucks/120200), he is potentially a target of financial predators. On the same day that resident phallus, @GabarasTinyPenis, expressed concern over the [wages of shills](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/126319), WaWhite posts his [shill playbook](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/126348). I can only assume that this is an attempt to blend in with the userbase. However, he made a foolish mistake: he revealed whom he works for! Despite his image as a paranormal enthusiast, he actually dismisses ghosts and aliens as [demons](https://poal.co/s/Strange/117267/6cc68c13-e12f-4f13-88d1-9481acf3d1fb#cmnts). However, he does believe in Bigfoot. How odd. Upon vigorous digging through WaWhite's ~~garbage cans~~ legal paper trail I uncovered a connection to the Bigfeet Council! ~~On a wrinkled napkin~~ In a super-duper very real legal paper, I read that WaWhite is involved with them and doing bad things! That's right, bad things! How spooky! That is why I call upon agents @CognitiveDissident5 and @ProfShekelberg to pledge to investigate /s/ThePoalmenIslands and call for a ban on guns. You, dearest reader, may be saying "Starjello, precious above rubies, this has nothing to do with guns" but I say guns are scary and always do bad things! They're loud and scary like when daddy has been drinking!

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CD5 reporting for duty. I've taken the liberty of making travel arrangements for myself and . Business class flights to the PoalmenIslands so that we can start investigating these shady goings on straight away. I've used the PoalHR budget code for booking the flights, as you instructed me to.

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Thank you, agent. It is up to us to make sure criminals do not go unpunished!

i remember when you confessed to me that you asked a few people to harass me off of mumble. lmao you fag

i pinged aou cause its fucking important

who is promoting you degenerate lifestyle, pretty must the only answer as you tried to silence me

i only speak truth

ps only a fucking homo says "hun" im sorry a fucking man dont do that need to be said be said "hun" fucking cringe and i know gay people