I thought it was cosmic vibrations in the ether or something.

Nothing beats boiling water with magic rocks to generate your power.

Second best is magic black rocks, the only black thing that actually works.

Two things can be true at once.

Actually there is massive coronal holes that are bombarded the earth with magnetic and solar storms for weeks. They also can cause earthquakes.

Idiots, everybody knows that it was aliens...

Come on. We all know the real reason why is because Spain didn't pay enough carbon tax to get better weather.

Officials openly admit that they still don’t know exactly what caused the blackout

Of course they don't. The elephant in the room is never talked about.

What could have caused an event of this magnitude?

The instability of zero emissions power generation. Ok, I said it out loud!

What will fascinating to watch is when this happens again.