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[–] 1 pt

I eat all my dirt and plastic packaging and my mom won't let me get near metal shrapnel.

You're mom is cool.

[–] 2 pts

You don't have to go near the shrapnel, it will come to you if the magnets are with you. Then your mom can be proud!

[–] 1 pt

I swallowed all my magnets; hence why my mean mom won't let me get near shrapnel.

[–] 2 pts

Oh, to pass them you probably need more iron in your diet. I suggest broccoli or a 1974 AMC Gremlins muffler.

Have you tried microwaving yourself yet? I want to know what happens to magnets in the microwave.