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[–] 2 pts

I don't know about yours, but my sink requires me to first ream it full of dirt, metal shrapnel, hair, and plastic packaging. Put some water in it and pump away with a plunger for optimal water retrieval.

[–] 1 pt

I eat all my dirt and plastic packaging and my mom won't let me get near metal shrapnel.

You're mom is cool.

[–] 2 pts

You don't have to go near the shrapnel, it will come to you if the magnets are with you. Then your mom can be proud!

[–] 1 pt

I swallowed all my magnets; hence why my mean mom won't let me get near shrapnel.