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Hold the doo doo smeared! faucet

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No doo doo cause everybody who touched it getting freshly washed hands, that's the opposite of doo doo hands.

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Sinks don't require you to do anything to get water to output.

That's the faucet.

Look boys, we got a girl postin' hear.

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I don't know about yours, but my sink requires me to first ream it full of dirt, metal shrapnel, hair, and plastic packaging. Put some water in it and pump away with a plunger for optimal water retrieval.

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I eat all my dirt and plastic packaging and my mom won't let me get near metal shrapnel.

You're mom is cool.

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You don't have to go near the shrapnel, it will come to you if the magnets are with you. Then your mom can be proud!

You can call into work and stand by the sink to keep the water dripping on cold days. It's a great way to use excess PTO.

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That will also remove all the hot water from the system and reduce the companies thermal pollution footprint., Planet Saved so Checkmate Beardless Swedish Dwarf!

I like how you think, RocketTrouseredGreta!

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What magic let you decipher what i call my butthole? Did it tell you?