I’ve had a lot of dealings with birds recently and I have to ask; are you with the crows? The song birds, owls and the raptors can all share and get along, but those motherfucking crows….
Brilliant.
All I will say is don't fuck with the crows and you'll be fine.
Don’t worry, I’m not fucking with them, but I am considering building a trebuchet so I can launch the corpses of the crows I shoot at the ones that watch from the treetops.
That may work, or it may piss them off more.
A pvc potato cannon should suffice. Explosive or compressed air can get you a couple hundred feet easily.
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