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REMEMBER WHEN THEY JUST WANTED TO BE LEFT ALONE? NOW THEY DEMAND THE RIGHT TO RECRUIT YOUR KIDS.

REMEMBER WHEN THEY JUST WANTED TO BE LEFT ALONE? NOW THEY DEMAND THE RIGHT TO RECRUIT YOUR KIDS.

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The Plan

1) Buy three empty adjacent stores in a local strip mall. Open a package store, a tobacconist shop and a gun store. 2) Put up one large sign across the front of all three that says, "Alcohol, Tobacco, And Firearms" 3) Profit!

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Bro bro, add in a fireworks store.

Then you can call it Alcohol Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives.

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Tempting , just for the sake of completeness, but I have given some thought to actually doing this, and from a market perspective there is simply too little off-season demand to keep a fireworks shop open year-round and then too much competition here from the seasonal roadside venders that crop up like dandelions just for the holidays.

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I live in a fireworks legal state. Your right only around holidays do temp fireworks stands pop up. However on the Indian rezs ive been to that have 24 7 fireworks stores. Not only do they sell you anything, but have an area to shoot them off too.

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What do you expect, they can't breed, so they rape up some new ones

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DEMAND THE BRIGHT

Small typo.

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Where can I buy a T-shirt with that on it? Here take my money!

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I got an arrest Fauci shirt on the Mark Dice website and get compliments every time I wear it!

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I actually have one. I got it on ebay