I didn't want my cock to have sideburns
If your face had sideburns you could be twinsies. Don't tell me you don't feel the temptation.
You ever wonder if god will forgive us for the fashions we have done?
He probably finds it funny. I mean almost all of us do these phases where we look awful, but think we're great and then spend our lives thinking that was awful.
Do you member JNCO's? Of course you don't. They were like bell bottoms on crack and I wore some off brand ones b/c JNCO's didn't flare enough at the bottoms. Everyone likes to stand out when they're young. Peacocking and shit. My off brand ones was like 2 jean skirts died purple with gray triangles on each leg. Every weekend I travelled around my local skating rink as a middleschooler with those.
I got pussy. I'm just saying the lengths I went for it would make Gene Simmons cringe.
They had this DJ, he was kinda a creepy pedo type that was good at air hockey and hit on teenage girls. Dude was like 23 or some shit. Anyways. That dude got busted for some pedo rape shit and dealing weed to teenagers a year after the skating rink was torn down. Now there's a bank w/ a drive thru where the rink used to be.
You know I couldn't get them right until I was 19. After two failed attempts I finally managed lamb chops for a whole year that met at the corners of my mouth. I was like some god damn ginger elvis presley.
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