I know you said you're doing a Boston accent, but I feel like Australian works better. Just read this to yourself and see.
Oh god you don't think I'm on the spectrum or nothing bro. I know she got short hair but I'm straight. She got a garbage personality like every woman I've ever enjoyed using for sex that I didn't put a ring on. I somehow transformed into a gay Biff from back to the future... Oh god wtf is happening to me!!!!!!!
Oh god you don't think I'm on the spectrum or nothing bro.
I almost never think about anyone else. You're fine, hon.
I mean just b/c I'd let Ruby Rose fuck me in the ass with a strapon if I could get at some of dat pussy and watch saba eat peanuts and corn outta her shit don't mean I'm gay or nothing bro. I'm just a marine.
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