But what if it's a gay woman that thinks she's a man? I'm not good w/ complicated.
Wear a wig and do a lady voice just to be safe. Maybe shave your legs, but not too high.
Good call. That was getting dangerous.
But what if it's a straight woman fucking me in the ass w/ a strap on. I won't let you make me gay bro. I'm a do it yourselfer.
Then ditch the wig. It's not that difficult.
I've shaved my balls and that ring of stalk hair to make my cock look longer before. I mean it looked good but I guess I watched too much porno and got self conscious. I didn't want my cock to have sideburns. Fucking 1970s
I didn't want my cock to have sideburns
If your face had sideburns you could be twinsies. Don't tell me you don't feel the temptation.
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