I've shaved my balls and that ring of stalk hair to make my cock look longer before. I mean it looked good but I guess I watched too much porno and got self conscious. I didn't want my cock to have sideburns. Fucking 1970s
I didn't want my cock to have sideburns
If your face had sideburns you could be twinsies. Don't tell me you don't feel the temptation.
You ever wonder if god will forgive us for the fashions we have done?
He probably finds it funny. I mean almost all of us do these phases where we look awful, but think we're great and then spend our lives thinking that was awful.
You know I couldn't get them right until I was 19. After two failed attempts I finally managed lamb chops for a whole year that met at the corners of my mouth. I was like some god damn ginger elvis presley.
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