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We haven't even gotten to my opinions on plant sex. Squeezing out the aloe is fine, but sometimes the plant will want you to bring your own lube. I mean what are you bringing to the table? Did you do foreplay? Are the dishes done?

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Aloe vera plants have more than enough lube. Everyone likes it when things get more sticky. No one likes you coming in here and creating drama we've all previously jerked through.

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I'm sorry you don't masturbate correctly. I'm trying to help.

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Hmmmm. Alright I've got nothing scheduled this evening, cum over.