Wear a wig and do a lady voice just to be safe. Maybe shave your legs, but not too high.
Good call. That was getting dangerous.
But what if it's a straight woman fucking me in the ass w/ a strap on. I won't let you make me gay bro. I'm a do it yourselfer.
Then ditch the wig. It's not that difficult.
But when is the wig appropriate. Do you think Ruby would want me in the wig? I'm gonna go masturbate outside her house and stare at her windows at 3am. I might do a bit of light gardening while I'm there. She doesn't strike me as having a green thumb.
I've shaved my balls and that ring of stalk hair to make my cock look longer before. I mean it looked good but I guess I watched too much porno and got self conscious. I didn't want my cock to have sideburns. Fucking 1970s
I didn't want my cock to have sideburns
If your face had sideburns you could be twinsies. Don't tell me you don't feel the temptation.
You ever wonder if god will forgive us for the fashions we have done?
You know I couldn't get them right until I was 19. After two failed attempts I finally managed lamb chops for a whole year that met at the corners of my mouth. I was like some god damn ginger elvis presley.
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