To be fair, transwomen always act like they're stunning. Vanity's a heck of a drug.
Do my mark wahlberg boston accent for this
God damnit I googled
famous actress orange is the new black man that looks like woman
and got the same results as
famous actress orange is the new black woman that looks like man
Both were laverne cox when when I was looking for the hot masculine lezzy I'd like to bang
Fackin Ruby Rose. I'd bang the shit outta that lezzy whore and make eat the peanuts and corn from her shit. I've gotta thing for women w/ short hair. I'll admit she stretches that rule a bit depending on her makeup of the day.
I know you said you're doing a Boston accent, but I feel like Australian works better. Just read this to yourself and see.
Oh god you don't think I'm on the spectrum or nothing bro. I know she got short hair but I'm straight. She got a garbage personality like every woman I've ever enjoyed using for sex that I didn't put a ring on. I somehow transformed into a gay Biff from back to the future... Oh god wtf is happening to me!!!!!!!
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