Do you member JNCO's? Of course you don't. They were like bell bottoms on crack and I wore some off brand ones b/c JNCO's didn't flare enough at the bottoms. Everyone likes to stand out when they're young. Peacocking and shit. My off brand ones was like 2 jean skirts died purple with gray triangles on each leg. Every weekend I travelled around my local skating rink as a middleschooler with those.
I got pussy. I'm just saying the lengths I went for it would make Gene Simmons cringe.
They had this DJ, he was kinda a creepy pedo type that was good at air hockey and hit on teenage girls. Dude was like 23 or some shit. Anyways. That dude got busted for some pedo rape shit and dealing weed to teenagers a year after the skating rink was torn down. Now there's a bank w/ a drive thru where the rink used to be.
You always tell great stories.
No one on this site actually has any idea whether I was enlisted or an officer. I feel it has to stay that way.
I'm going to spread a rumor that you're an officer.
The real trick is every story I tell is like 85% true but I say just enough so people look elsewhere.
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