Fackin Ruby Rose. I'd bang the shit outta that lezzy whore and make eat the peanuts and corn from her shit. I've gotta thing for women w/ short hair. I'll admit she stretches that rule a bit depending on her makeup of the day.
I know you said you're doing a Boston accent, but I feel like Australian works better. Just read this to yourself and see.
Oh god you don't think I'm on the spectrum or nothing bro. I know she got short hair but I'm straight. She got a garbage personality like every woman I've ever enjoyed using for sex that I didn't put a ring on. I somehow transformed into a gay Biff from back to the future... Oh god wtf is happening to me!!!!!!!
Oh god you don't think I'm on the spectrum or nothing bro.
I almost never think about anyone else. You're fine, hon.
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