You always tell great stories.
You always tell great stories.
No one on this site actually has any idea whether I was enlisted or an officer. I feel it has to stay that way.
No one on this site actually has any idea whether I was enlisted or an officer. I feel it has to stay that way.
I'm going to spread a rumor that you're an officer.
I'm going to spread a rumor that you're an officer.
Fuck off, I'm gonna spread a rumor you're really straight.
Fuck off, I'm gonna spread a rumor you're really straight.
The real trick is every story I tell is like 85% true but I say just enough so people look elsewhere.
The real trick is every story I tell is like 85% true but I say just enough so people look elsewhere.
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