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Picked a few mostly ripe tomatoes, still had specks of green. Went good on the chicken sandwiches we had for dinner.

Picked a few mostly ripe tomatoes, still had specks of green. Went good on the chicken sandwiches we had for dinner.

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In the area where I used to live, it was the fallout of cooking 200 years of fish. A little-known side benefit of living next to a fish factory. Greatest tomatoes in the world.

The fish factory processed mossbunker. Menhaden, for you faggots. 3 times a week for 200 years, the local plant would process fish. They made fertilizer and cat food. There were 350,000 stray cats that used to live outside the chain link fence.

I used to feed the strays until one of them ripped a ham sandwich out of my hand and instantly sliced my finger to the bone with its razor sharp claws. While my blood was spurting, I instantly turned on them. You should have seen 350,000 cats scattering in all directions once they got my ire.

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That makes sense, gotta love soil that's pre-fertilized, side effects of cats, not so much. Ouch, cats can't be trusted. Did they keep coming around you any?

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No. After that, no more cats. I heard through the grapevine that the cats up in Perth Amboy passed the word to avoid 8_billion_eaters by the old fish factory. The legend spreads to this day. Ask any cat.