The scent alone must drive vampires away from 3 miles. Good job. I always say, if I don't kill a vampire away from 10 yards, I'm not eating enough garlic.
and vampires are jews!
It's the nose, you see. The fact that it's so large to smell the scent of metal (Coins and blood) in the most minute amounts causes them to shriek as their nose explodes with the heavenly scent of garlic invading their olfactory sense. They cannot handle the divinely bestowed scent of garlic, so they shrivel and die.
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