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Just wait until it tells all of the other plants that they're taking up too much sunlight, air, and water.

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Oy vey "fellow maple trees"! The Oaks are just too lofty and they grab up all the light! We must import more hatchets, axes and saws to end the oppression of the Oaks. The future survival of maple trees requires us to cut down the mighty Oaks.

I wonder if Rush's Geddy Lee noticed the subtext in Neil Peart's lyrics for The Trees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_D0wkLyCXE

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I wonder if Rush's Geddy Lee noticed the subtext in Neil Peart's lyrics for The Trees.

I almost quoted them in my reply. I knew I should have!

[–] • 2 pts

Oy vey, that's anti-photosynthetic

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Well at least you don't have to worry about it destroying your society, culture, and future.

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...yet

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Well if it starts looking like a venus fly trap and talking to you about feeding it be sure to post pictures.

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Lol you know I would. Also, I have tannerite in case it gets too subversive.

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I have some around my yard. An invasive species and annoying as shit. It’s a very apt name