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A boy asks his dad. "Why do they say gardeners have got green thumbs when their fingers aren't green?"

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My wife is leaving me due to my obsession with police interview techniques...

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It isn't gender, sexuality or race that separates us...

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I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road, so I asked him...

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I was shocked to hear 3 people have been gored on the first day of the Pamplona Bull Run...

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I would like to go on record and show my appreciation for those who who play the triangle in orchestras...

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Some people say it's sick and perverted to be a flasher...

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I'm always getting picked on at school. Just yesterday, two boys pinned me down and wrapped a entire toilet roll around my head. I hate bullies...

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A businessman arrives in Japan and decides to get an escort for the night. He turns off the light and proceeds to caress her. When he finally penetrates her she says, "Machigatta ana!"

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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman…

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During my check-up I asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?" He replied, "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

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The birds are tweeting outside...

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Every time I think of black girls, I can't stop masturbating!" The doctor replies, "Just put this on, come back in a couple days and tell me how you feel."

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Reading a fairy tale about this woman who is killed if she makes a single stupid mistake…

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I went to the bathroom at a restaurant today and was extra careful...

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The owner of a drug store walked into his store one day, only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall...

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Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic, but I refused...

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You can never lose a homing pigeon...

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Why don't ants get sick?

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he’d like something tall, icy, and full of vodka. The bartender holds up his finger for the man to wait a minute and yells into the back room...

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Snake - "Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

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I told the bartender he could borrow my blowup doll any time he wanted. "Eugh! That's disgusting!" he exclaimed.

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My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise"...

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