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The birds are tweeting outside...

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The wife glared at me with a face like thunder, so I said, "I honestly have no idea what I said wrong, I only asked the guy working here if they sold small showerheads!"

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A priest has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital…

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I saw an ant crawling on the kitchen floor, so I placed a sugar cube in its path. The ant studied the cube then turned around and walked off, no doubt to go and tell its friends where a hearty meal was...

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"There's actually little data to show that Asian children are any smarter than children of other races. It's really just a matter of perception, as I concluded from my research."

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My dad used to say, “What doesn’t kill you, just makes you stronger!”

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Anyway, how long does someone have to be dead before you can dig them back up...

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I was reading the first manned Titanic expedition in 14 years revealed lots of deterioration, but what was really amazing is they also discovered even after being underwater for over 100 years...

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I met this strange woman at the bar last night and we went back to her place to have sex. Now, I don't know if any of you know what a "screamer" in the bedroom is...

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My dentist informed me today that I need a crown...

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Do not be racist, be like Mario...

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I finally met my girlfriend's parents for the first time today and judging by the looks on their faces they didn't seem very impressed. Miserable cunts. It was that awkward...

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I cried when I heard my best friend had died from an overdose

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Why shouldn’t you mix whiskey and calculus?

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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

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I saw a sign today that made me shit myself...

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I was chatting this liberal chick in a bar who told me that I should be more open to Muslim culture...

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Did you know that less than 10% of Americans have ever traveled abroad?

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I’ve just invented a new toilet with a built in xbox and playstation...

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My wife is leaving me due to my obsession with police interview techniques...

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I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

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I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but for some reason, it doesn't work...

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To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you...

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A smoothie bar serving combined fruit and vegetable smoothies has been linked to bouts of depression and suicide...

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I don't like the term rapist...

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