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I cried when I heard my best friend had died from an overdose

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My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...

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TIL that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child's body in less than a minute...

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When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. "Tarzan not know sex." he replied.

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I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."

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My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up."

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How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight.

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All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page

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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought

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This one my grandfather told me when I was 7

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You won't believe what happened last night!

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Aunt Carol (I've heard it as Uncle Ted before)

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Is your refrigerator running?

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Kamala Harris was recently asked about her position on Trump declaring a national emergency to fund the border wall.

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Why do you have to be six feet to join the Coast Cuard?

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Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

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Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships.

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Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.

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A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage."

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

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Do not be racist , be like Mario.

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The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday.

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