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I was reading the first manned Titanic expedition in 14 years revealed lots of deterioration, but what was really amazing is they also discovered even after being underwater for over 100 years...

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Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?

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A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and...

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Have you played the updated kids game "I Spy With My Little Eye..

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Every time I open a bottle of wine, I try and let it breathe, but it never does...

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I keep randomly shouting out, "small towers on the corners of a castle!"

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Why did the beach blush?

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I am about as smooth as technetium is natural.

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There was a pretty awkward silence at the dinner table, so I decided to talk about the crashing of the titanic…

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Why did the hipster empty water from an ice cube tray into his drink?

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What do you call water that’s impossible to freeze?

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A Fed is having a drink at a bar. His coworker walks in, sits next to him, and asks him "How was work today?"

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A woman walks into an ice cream parlour and asks for a scoop of chocolate ice cream. "I'm sorry ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream."

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The gym teacher gets a handgun, the janitor gets a shot gun and the principal gets an uzi. What do they arm the lunch lady with?

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A blonde woman is distraught because she thinks her husband is having an affair, so she goes out and purchases a handgun...

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I started a business selling landmines that look like prayer mats…

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I'm always getting picked on at school. Just yesterday, two boys pinned me down and wrapped a entire toilet roll around my head. I hate bullies...

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I went outside yesterday, punched a white person and was charged with assault. I went outside today, punched a black person...

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What would you call a second holocaust?

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Don't tell anytwo...

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My life has been full of priceless moments...

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Police are not ruling out finding more survivors of the garlic festival shooting...

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A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend...

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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45...

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“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”

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