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I started a business selling landmines that look like prayer mats…

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I'm always getting picked on at school. Just yesterday, two boys pinned me down and wrapped a entire toilet roll around my head. I hate bullies...

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I went outside yesterday, punched a white person and was charged with assault. I went outside today, punched a black person...

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What would you call a second holocaust?

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Don't tell anytwo...

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My life has been full of priceless moments...

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Police are not ruling out finding more survivors of the garlic festival shooting...

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A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend...

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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45...

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“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”

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Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

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"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a wonderful saying...

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I was hiking once with my girlfriend, when suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me...

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Why do hunters make better lovers?

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A businessman arrives in Japan and decides to get an escort for the night. He turns off the light and proceeds to caress her. When he finally penetrates her she says, "Machigatta ana!"

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It was the happiest day of my life. Arrived at church. Wife waiting at the altar. Walked triumphantly up the aisle. Kissed her on the cheek. Smiled and...

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As I sat next to her on our first date, she smiled and asked, "You're not a professional killer, are you?" "No!" I replied truthfully...

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I like my women how I like my bacon....

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What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?

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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

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I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the policemen's ball.

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My buddy questioned, "How do you get so many girls into bed with you?" I laughed, "Easy, I just do what Arnold Schwarzenegger does." Puzzled, he asked, "What, work out all day and look like a Greek God?"

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No, Abe Vigoda is not dead.

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Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He only has 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day, Ranji has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only the opposite pedal...

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There's a new type of mustard gas that stays near the ground and only kills people less than 4 feet tall...

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