"Ok. Then I guess I'll have a pint of chocolate ice cream."
"Sorry, but we dont have any more chocolate ice cream."
"Alright. Then can I have a quart of chocolate ice cream?"
"Ma'am. How do you spell the "van" in "vanilla?"
"V-A-N."
"And how do you spell the "straw" in "strawberry?"
"S-T-R-A-W."
"And how do you spell the "fuck" in "chocolate?"
"There is no fuck in chocolate."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you this entire time."
"Ok. Then I guess I'll have a pint of chocolate ice cream."
"Sorry, but we dont have any more chocolate ice cream."
"Alright. Then can I have a quart of chocolate ice cream?"
"Ma'am. How do you spell the "van" in "vanilla?"
"V-A-N."
"And how do you spell the "straw" in "strawberry?"
"S-T-R-A-W."
"And how do you spell the "fuck" in "chocolate?"
"There is no fuck in chocolate."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you this entire time."
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